Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The adventure of a lifetime awaiteth!

Join Rochester Trolley and Tour Company as we whisk thee away in royal comfort to the grand Minnesota Renaissance Festival, where knights clash, minstrels sing, and magic fills the air. Board our noble coach in Rochester and voyage with fellow adventurers to a realm where jesters jape, artisans craft their finest wares, and noble tournaments delight the crowds. Forget the woes of driving and parking—thou needst only bring thy spirit of adventure!

Choose thy quest wisely, for each September weekend bringeth a new enchantment: Bold North Adventures (Sept. 7th) Experience Love for the Arts (Sept 14th), Wine, Chocolate, and Romance (Sept 21st), and the raucous revelry of Oktoberfest (Sept 28th). Whether thou art a seasoned faire-goer, a gallant LARPer, or simply a soul yearning for medieval merriment, these days shall be filled with songs, swordplay, feasting, and fantasy beyond measure.

Thy passage includeth comfortable round-trip transport and full admission into the festival kingdom. Come clad in thy finest tunic, corset, armor, or cloak, and prepare to lose thyself in a land where dragons befriend mortals and fair maidens challenge rogues to dance. But hark! Food, drink, and merchant treasures must be purchased within the gates, so bring coin and hearty appetite.

Dally not, for seats upon this noble carriage are limited, and such adventures as these are spoken of for many moons!

🎭 Hear Ye, Hear Ye! A Most Marvelous Addition to the Royal Festivities!

By royal proclamation, let it be known throughout the land that the legendary masters of mirth and mystery, Penn and Teller, shall grace the Minnesota Renaissance Festival for one day only—August the 16th! As part of the enchanting “Once Upon a Time” weekend, these famed jesters and conjurers shall dazzle thee with feats most bewildering and wit most wicked. Miss not this rare chance to witness such sorcery and silliness, for ‘tis sure to be the talk of the realm for many moons hence! Secure thy place posthaste, ere the moment vanisheth like smoke in a wizard’s hand!

🌟 Highlights of Thy Grand Adventure:

🏰 Round-Trip Voyage Aboard a Royal Coach – Journey in comfort and ease from Rochester to the festival gates

🎟️ Entry into the Kingdom – Full admission to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, where magic and merriment abound

🎭 Themed Weekends of Wonder – Experience Bold North Adventures, Love for the Arts, Wine, Chocolate & Romance, or the grand revels of Oktoberfest

🧙‍♂️ A Realm Alive with Entertainment – Witness jousts, jesters, minstrels, magicians, and master craftsmen

🛡️ Costumed Camaraderie – Don thy finest raiment and mingle with knights, nobles, rogues, fairies, and adventurers

🪙 A Marketplace of Marvels – Browse wares crafted by the kingdom’s finest artisans (bringeth thy coin!)

🎶 Feasts, Songs, and Revelry – Indulge in music, merriment, and delectable fare (food and drink not included)

Delay not, good traveler—secure thy seat upon the royal coach today, and prepare to step into a world of wonder, where legends are born and memories are made!

👉 Reserve your seat by clicking the button below!